Unchained Melody (Parody On 'The Streets Of London) Poem by Margaret Kollmer

(John London’s Radio Talk Show when he was
accidentally locked in the toilet)




Did you hear the shrieks fo London
From the toilet in the station
Calling for Jon-Jon
To come and set him free.

Armine let forth a sigh
Should it be one or two-ply
Nobody worried
The show must go on.

So how can you say
You were lonely
…and things about
where the sun don’t shine…..

So Jon-Jon took you by the hand
And quelled indeed the
shrieks of London
Back to the station….
Unchained melody.