Top Secret Poem by Asit Kumar Sanyal

Last year five IITs had expelled
70 students in the first year
This year it is 63
30 from IIT Kanpur,12 from IIT Delhi
6 from IIT Kharagpur,5 from IIT Guahati
And 10 from IIT Roorkee
IITs shown the door due to
Non-performance in academics
Lack of knowledge in English language
And not having
Conceptual knowledge in subjects.
The institutes helped them to their best
To pull the weak students
up to the level
by giving remedial classes
Peer-assistant learning (PAL)
Mentoring by senior students
Hand holding sessions by faculty
And even translating lessons in Hindi
But they failed to pull their socks
And finally gone home.
IITs given the nos. of expelled students
But did not disclose their category
It is top secret
But people can assume the truth
All are from reserved quota.