This Offer Divine [rev] Poem by Margaret Alice Second

I have been blown away, surprised and
overwhelmed so often - as claimed by
advertisements in my email - I must be
living in a state of perpetual excitement
jumping as clamouring scholars insist
on teaching Hebrew starting with free
lessons before charging UNLESS the
victim cancels in time - and since it's
impossible to cancel, victims will pay
dearly for test-driving this offer divine

For retarded diabetics, a wonder cure,
after reading 100 "testimonies" of the
so-called cured - no information as to
what the cure is - the unwary order a
book & read 500 pages for a solution,
the Catholic site offering Jesus's Nag
Hammadi hidden words, quoting fake
Alzheimer testimony to make readers
pay for the text - while the entire Nag
Hammadi corpus is free on the web

Religion's still the best marketing ploy,
charlatans just claim celestial visions
& spiritual gnostic lines to win money
& devotion from idiots - while quacks
smile all the way to the bank - this is
humanity devouring itself in its greed