There Was Once A Chic Dog In Edmonton Poem by Julian Szwed

There was once a chic dog in Edmonton
cream of the crop, darling of 'bon ton'
but sadly one day
it all went astray
when a celeb dog visited from Toronto

The visitor's name was..., Sir Ed Monton
slick guy, a bon vivant with great fronton
he's got his fames
by dazzling dames
and could even awake a stone to wanton

So all the more, huge was joy and mirth
(quite frankly never before seen on Earth)
when a secret nuance
has been announced:
that they were twins separated at birth! ! !