The Good Guy Poem by Frank Macias

The wonders of children I enjoy
Especially the skin of a little boy
Girls aren't usually the ones for me
Maybe because its the way they pee...

People may think that I am weird
Especially considering that I have a beard
But you must understand that I'm a good guy
I say this because i do not lie

The real person you should be mad at is yourself
Letting your children hang with me is a problem for their health
I say this because I do not lie
Now you understand that I'm THE good guy