The Bully Poem by Lee Fones

anyone for cricket
cricket on the green
come go get a wicket
Mr Sonny Bean

get yourself ready
wont take very long
are you ready Eddie
you're out you dong

get yourself undressed
wont take you very long
knowing that i jest
yes you don't half pong

this is a bully
someone i cant stand
even acting sully*
they ought wear a band

sully*= charge falsely or with malicious intent; attack the good name and reputation of someone