The Anatomy Of Cynical Criticisim Poem by Ted Sheridan

The head is always proportionately
equal in size to that of the anus
The breath, described best as rectal-halitosis,
evokes many pungent
and caustic comments; not at all uncommon
for the modern deconstructionist.
The hands, paralyzed by writer’s block
are cramped with dangling participles; unable
to scribe anything constructive, they
practice their masturbation on an erectile
dysfunctional pecker head…
The head is always proportionately
equal in size to that of the anus___

2008 © T Sheridan