That Short-Sighted Man Poem by Han Min Ohn

Once there was a short-sighted man
Who could hardly see more than a foot ahead
He also was of a bigoted kin
Who always kept others' opinions out of his rim.

One day, as he was strolling in a park
He stumbled over and broke his glasses apart
Though he could hardly see with the glasses lost
He half-fumbled his way and continued his walk.

As he was strolling, he felt the call of nature
To which he responded by searching a toilet near
Great was his delight when one of them was found
Into which, he hastily fumbled and stormed.

As soon as he entered it, loud screams were heard
For he erroneously entered the place for ladies in his blur
But what he asked arrested all actions involved
‘Why do you guys shout like shrieking female flock? '