That Earth Girl! Poem by Veeraiyah Subbulakshmi

Is it the right time to go for facial,
When the face is laid with pimples,
Blackheads, freckles and wrinkles,
The crown has to be washed and cleaned,
To get rid of the carbon dandruff,
Send her to the sauna, where the steam,
Eliminates all her dreamy odors, take her to the spa,
Where the natural maids may polish her shoulders,
Pedicurists and manicurists are to be arrested,
Just to warn them not to trim her tree nails,
She has to be overhauled in the private clinics,
Of European union, where she can be rejuvenated,
For a pretty hefty sum, the dialysis of the ocean water,
Removal of toxins from the polluted blood,
She is in bad shape, but wearing of concreted skirt,
She has to be taken care, Take her to ICU.
International Commonsense Union of humanity.