Thanks, Donny Poem by Doug Lane

Thanks to you
we now know
there's no American
too hateful,
cynical, venal,
crazy, vain,
ignorant, mean-spirited,
lecherous, short-tempered,
short-sighted, short-dicked,
spiteful, perverse,
twisted, fickle,
destructive, shameless,
disgraceful, traitorous,
duplicitous, abrasive,
corrupt, clumsy,
bumbling, inept,
avaricious, and vicious
for the job.

And we'll try
not to be surprised
the next time
this happens.