Ted, Come Get My White-Tailed Deer Poem by delilah contrapunctal.... yes, that's how I intended to spell it.........

the one with rose petal breath
I don't wanna eat him
and you must know someone who does
I say this with no reservations...high-fence or otherwise
I can give you the recipe for a great marinade
along with one for a delicious jalapeno and bacon laced cornbread...
nope, no politics, no religion-type conversations...that'd just split our pants and irk the youngsters....
and thanks anyway...think I'll pass on that coyote-fur vest.....