If you need
To take a dump,
Be sure
To bring a bag.
A queer phrase
To describe relief,
Unless, of course,
You're on a leash.
Me,
I like to leave
My dumps,
And walk away
With swag.
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If there are such things as Aliens, I wonder what they must be thinking, when they see people running around with bags cleaning up after their dogs