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Welcome to my pre-Valentine’s Day show “INFIDEL INSIGHT”…..,
I’m very happy you tuned in, because this evening…..,
I have with me live, in the studio, a very knowledgeable guest…..,
Especially when it comes to romance, the immortal infidel legend, Cupid…..! ! ! (Listen up now terrorists.....! ! !)

T.M., “Hey Cupid, I’m so happy you’re here”….! ! !
Cupid, “Thanks Mr. Martin, it’s my pleasure”…..! ! !
T.M., “I realize your schedule is tough with an important holiday coming like this”……! ! !
Cupid, “Yes it is, but I have to take a break sometime”….! ! !
T.M., “I’ll bet that bow & arrow gets heavy after awhile”….? ? ?
Cupid, “Sure, but I’ve gotten used to it”……! ! !
T.M., “Well let’s get to our discussion”….! ! !
Cupid, “Great”…..! ! !
T.M., “Cupid, how many years have you been doing this”……? ? ?
Cupid, “I started doing this gig after I got bored of being a dental assistant”….! ! !
T.M., “A dental assistant…., and what did you do before that”….? ? ?
Cupid, “I was a lawyer”……! ! !
T.M., “What kind”….? ? ?
Cupid, “Slip and fall lawyer, you know, an ambulance chaser”…..! ! !
T.M., “Why did you stop”……? ? ?
Cupid, “I took a bad fall”….! ! !
T.M., “That’s a shame…., let’s get into the “Love” business”….! ! !
Cupid, “Oh, I used to do that too”……! ! !
T.M., “In what capacity”….? ? ?
Cupid, “A madam”…..! ! !
T.M., “But I thought you were a guy”…! ! !
Cupid, “I know, but I loved to cross-dress”….! ! !
T.M., “Cross-dress”….? ? ?
Cupid, “Yea, I fooled a lot of men in a lot of ways”……! ! !
T.M., “Alright now, let’s not go there”….! ! !
Cupid, “OK, no problem”…..! ! !
T.M., “Now Cupid, with the clothes you wear, don’t you ever get cold”…? ? ?
Cupid, “You know Trade, I’m a nudist at heart, and I like being comfortable”….! ! !
T.M., “A friend of mine wanted to know, where does love go when it dies”….? ? ?
Cupid, “Now that’s a good question, and if I knew the answer to that
I wouldn’t be here talking to you, cause you’re a big schmuck”……! ! !
T.M., “Now Cupid, that’s not nice to be calling me a big schmuck”….! ! !
Cupid, “I know, but if the people listening tonight ever read your ridiculous poems…..,
on PoemHunter, they would definitely want to put you away”…..! ! !
T.M., “Alright, alright, come on now, my poetry is not that bad”……? ? ?
Cupid, “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have exposed your stupid writing to your audience”….! ! !
T.M., “No, it’s definitely not nice to put me down, after all, I am the host of this show”….! ! !
Cupid, “Yea, I understand, but you’re still a real jerk”……! ! !
T.M., “Why you little creep bastard”….! ! !
Cupid, “I’m not a creep, you’re an a-hole”…..! ! !
T.M., “What”……! ! !
Cupid, “You heard what I said”….! ! !
T.M., “Let me hear you say it again”….! ! !
Cupid, “You’re a total a-hole”……! ! !
T.M., “Why you cross-dressing, arrow shooting, pervert”….! ! !
Cupid, “What”…..? ? ?
T.M., “You heard me”….! ! !
Cupid, “I’m not a pervert”….! ! ! !
T.M., “Yes you are”….! ! !
Cupid, “Well you’re fat”……! ! !
T.M., “I’m not fat at all”….! ! !
Cupid, “Well my ride just pulled up, and I’m outa here”…..! ! !
T.M., “You better get lost quick before I kick your ass”……! ! !
Cupid, “Shut up, ya big pussy”….! ! !
T.M., “Don’t you dare bring up my pussy, I have to feed her when I get home ”….! ! !
Cupid, “Pussy…., pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, there I said it again, pussy”……! ! !
T.M., “Say it one more time”….! ! !
Cupid, “PUSSY”…..! ! !
T.M., “That’s it”…! ! !
Cupid, “That’s what”….? ? ?
T.M., “Goodnight everybody, have a great Valentine’s Day in spite
of my idiot guest Cupid, who has just left the building….,
You’ve been listening to my “Infidel Insight” show……,
This is your host, Trade Martin....., hope to see you next time…..! ! !

(Please make sure you tune in on Easter, for my interview with Peter Cottontail ! ! !)

….Trade Martin,2007.