Spanking The Monkey Poem by David McLansky
Spanking The Monkey
Like a nervous rhesus macaque,
You edge forward and then move back;
You nod and then you hesitate
You hoot and signal me to wait;
How did ever man evolve
When so unsure of his resolve;
How did man discover fire
When you approach and then retire;
How did man discover clothes
With all these yes's and then these no's
Man will never get to the moon,
Unless I date that bold baboon.
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5/1/2024 10:40:18 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Evolution is the most perplexing of myths. And i researchd and found out how it has been proved wrong. That's why i found yor poem amazing and fascinating. U raisd valid psychological questions. Kudos poet. Hmm wud u mind explainin even by mail or down here what u meant by yor last two lines?