Solemn Prayer To Lord Howdy Doody For Atheists Poem by Trade Martin

(Let us pray)

Oh great Lord Howdy Doody…..,
We beg you to smile on us
And bring all humankind…..,
Love and peace…..,
Throughout the world…..,
We also request that your Father….,
The Almighty Captain Bob…..,
Who is your Holy ventriloquist……,
Will also raise His hand to help…..,
To bless and heal all the ills…..,
Of our civilization…..! ! !

(Lord Howdy Doody, hear our prayer….! ! !)

(Amen)