So You Want To Conquer The World Poem by Paul Butters

So you would conquer the world.
Do what Napoleon and Hitler tried to do.
Take all our lands
And submit them to your Law.

But can't you see?
You'll never win their hearts.
Some will passively resist you,
Whatever that is.
And others will welcome you with open arms
Whilst waiting for the chance to strike.

Worse still
Your very own "folk"
Will grow green with envy
And plot and scheme
To bring you down.

The higher you get
The nearer that precipice you creep
And the greater your fall.

The bigger you are
The easier target you become.

Paranoia will annoy you,
But traitors will do worse.

Take my advice, my friend
And stay within your patch.
Have no "retreats from Moscow"
On your CV.
Better to win hearts and minds
By making sure
That you are truly Good.