im the slowest driver
slowest you'd ever see
driving 2 miles per hour
thats me safety guarantee
every morning i get the horn
from the person behind
i stick me v's up
they show a cruder sign
in the morning there are queues
but none in front of me
for my personal preference
is about being on tv
cyclist whizz past thee
without any single care
if they pull out in front
i give them a nasty stare
now i have won a go
at the british grand prix
i'll be driving very slow
for the world too see
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