Six Deep Thoughts From Haiku Masters (Thanks To Jack Handley's 'Deep Thoughts') Poem by Bob Genevro

1.
mighty weight lifters get
disqualified from painful
urinary infections

2.
fresh urine tinkles
like raindrops in the filthy
Texaco latrine

3.
listen son
it takes a big man to cry
and a bigger man to laugh at that man

4.
hey kid-rain comes from
god crying for something you
did that was very bad

5.
my uncle cave man
ate us up-
we did not know he was a big bear

6.
the holy spirit dwells in me
I hope she likes
spicy enchiladas