Singles Ad Poem by Megan du Toit

Yes I wear a double size
It don’t mean I cannot satisfy

Yes my breasts bulge from arm to arm
It don’t mean I don’t have charm

Yes my tummy rises and falls
It don’t mean I cannot sit tall

Yes the scale says to drape in Donna Clair
It don’t mean I cannot wear sexy underwear

So I’m tall and meaty
Kind of a sweety
So I’m broad
Somewhat, Unexplored
All 6 feet of me
And 90kg
Wouldn’t you be pleased to meet me?