Silent Night Hooves Poem by Ima Ryma

This year the Santa sleigh will be
Powered by solar and the wind.
It's time to be ecofriendly.
Message, Santa's P.R. did send.
But if the truth really be known,
Santa has been a scrooge in pay.
North pole is a poverty zone.
Minimum wage has been the way.
And so workers have organized,
Demanding better benefits.
But Santa has not sympathized,
Negotiations on the splits.

How to explain it to a tyke -
Santa's reindeer have gone on strike!