I still laugh when a customer at Eaton's had returned a football stating that it wouldn't do spirals. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that it's the thrower, not the football, that makes the spirals. He was cheerfully refunded the money. And the staff had laughed all day long!
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THX, Dillip for adding my football short story to your favourites!