Retriever For A Pet (Very Rough) Poem by Lee Fones

wishing rain would sod off
cant retrieve my socks
its so annoying i scoff
not getting my sports sox

they've been on the line
all blooming week
wishing weather was fine
now they've sprung a leak

every-time i go out it rain
wanting too retrieve my socks
it causes me so much pain
all i want are those sox

call me a wuss wimp the lot
but why should i get wet
for my white sports socks
if i'd retriever for a pet