Ramone, The Singing Hooker Poem by Ramona Thompson

Bridge

Got a secret
I'm a man
A man pretending to be a sweet virgin lady
Or so they say
Got me laughing
LoLing at my computer screen
As they declare to one and all
I am Ramone
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Such trash talk
The likes of which you would just never believe
24/7 you'll find them
Online spreading lies
Making up outragous tall tales
Don't even get me started on that one extra crazy one
Goes by the name
K to the R to the Cummings
Off in his/her very own fantasy candy land
Singing along like an autistic retard to this happy little song

Got a secret
I'm a man
A man pretending to be a sweet virgin lady
Or so they say
Got me laughing
LoLing at my computer screen
As they declare to one and all
I am Ramone
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Standing out on the street corner
They think that I have to get paid to get it
Oh my God
If only they knew
Just how far I've never really gone
Just how shocked?
Just how awed and surpised would they be?
I wonder
Would they?
Would they stop and take a second look at their own unbalanced sanity?
Would they finally give up singing along like brain dead vegs to this happy little song?

Got a secret
I'm a man
A man pretending to be a sweet virgin lady
Or so they say
Got me laughing
LoLing at my computer screen
As they declare to one and all
I am Ramone
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Superstar poet or wacked out manly wannabe with a sex change scar?
What am I?
Who am I?
Will they ever truely know for sure?
Will they ever believe the truth?
Ha, I doubt it
Really don't give a... anyway about it
If all they wanna do
If all they wanna be is
Just some silly crack addicted wackos
Singing along to this happy little song

Got a secret
I'm a man
A man pretending to be a sweet virgin lady
Or so they say
Got me laughing
LoLing at my computer screen
As they declare to one and all
I am Ramone
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Got a secret
I'm a man
A man pretending to be a sweet virgin lady
Or so they say
Got me laughing
LoLing at my computer screen
As they declare to one and all
I am Ramone
Ramone, The Singing Hooker