Pseudo -Science Poem by Jan Oskar Hansen

The pseudo-science

Cooking is not rocket science but would be cook has to
learn the basic after this he must discover why some
food doesn't go well mixed with the wrong ingredients
The rudimentary is salt, pepper and butter and then
spices depending on the dish.
The food on the plate should look appetising but not
over-decorated, a cook should not aspire to be an artist
for that, he should go to an art school and paint Pretty pictures.
To put a bit of full-fat cream in some gravies
Is ok, but the dish should not swim in grease.
Always serve fresh salad and go easy on the potatoes.