Prettier When You'Re Quiet Poem by Frank Valenti

You're prettier when you're quiet
Your voice needs to go on a diet
Blabbering nonsense with no end
Making me cringe and fingers bend
Hating the beauty that is your face
Knowing you're dumb is such a disgrace
If only you had some sort of intellect
To which your good looks could reflect
You should know I'm not going to stick around
When you open your mouth with that ditsy sound
I have to escape you there's no other way
When I hear the retarded things that you say