Political Party (Pooper) Poem by S. I. Rednow

I'm called a political whiz
I 'promise the world' then I fizz
I cheat on my spouse and I lie like a louse
What a remarkable biz

Now I'm taking it on the chin
And even embarrassed my kin
Though others were burned, I still never learned
I did it all over again

It's rumored I haven't come clean
That my greed's the worst ever seen
To disclose all I owe, I lose half my dough
Hey, what does unscrupulous mean

I said I would clean up our hoods
So trust I'll deliver the goods
Would I give you my word, then flip you the bird
Are the bears still pooping in woods

Opponents are starting to bawl
I'm running again in the fall
We're concealing my acts, distorting the facts
You've seen some of my tricks but not all