p“ter coCtontail foFnd prPgnant onOeaEter” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ Poem by Trade Martin

I can’t eat or sleep…….,
Depression is setting in again……,
Even the gin won’t bury my fears…..,
I keep on receiving e-mail from…..,
O.J. Simpson with an angry tone……,
Suddenly my medication is wearing off…..,
And I keep fantasizing……,
About a romantic interlude…..,
(Without getting her in a family way) ……,
With the gorgeous Nancy Pelosi…..,
(I won’t tell her she’s got a ‘fat a*s’) ……! ! !

But I’m also so worried about…….,
The welfare of Paris Hilton…..,
Because instead of going to jail…..,
She should have gotten implants…..,
And by the way, I was considering suicide……,
But I think I want to suffer longer…..,
And maybe become a terrorist…….,
Before I commit it……,
After all, I deserve it……! ! !

As I had predicted earlier…….,
John Edwards had no shot……,
To ever be president……..,
He couldn’t even win his home state……! ! !

Obama and his Pastor……..,
Are true patriots……..,
I first realized this……..,
After hearing Reverend Wright say……,
“God damn America”……..! ! !

I know God will kill me after I die……,
As I desperately want ‘Empty Pant Suit’ Hillary…..,
To wear a striped pant suit in the clink……,
But being I’m mentally incompetent….,
And Hugo Chavez doesn’t like me…..,
I’m pathetically redundant…..,
And politically retarded…….,
Cause I don’t like dictators……,
Like Jimmy Carter……..,
Harry Belafonte would be a great president …..,
With Rosie as his vice-president…..,
In another galaxy on an unknown planet…..! ! !

(The adventures of a perverted rabbit….! ! !)

(To be continued…..! ! !)

…..Trade Martin,2008.