heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack
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how i detest writers block
when i bang my head
I hear a wooden knock
fidgeting for inspiration
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Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children
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solitude of countryside
in the snowy winter time
down slopes kids slide
and birds chirping sublime
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hustle bustle in the shops
computers always down
however time it never stops
in Christmas rush i drown
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I tried having macaroni
lovely macaroni cheese
wasn't half starving
and mice were please
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today is poem day, hip hooray
time to get champers out
or cans that make you sway
but watch the lager lout
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Christmas Christmas Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
it really is amass
with all the friends you know
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bride and groom about to wed
the bride got in a Hurst
dressed up to the hilt
think this wedding cursed
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