Outmenaced Poem by Ima Ryma

Mr. Wilson was menaced much
By little Dennis, neighbor kid,
Who annoyed Mr. Wilson such,
He thought of ways and means to rid
Dennis from always showing up
And causing Mr. Wilson woe.
A perfect plan came to mind, yup!
And the next time Dennis did show,
Dennis was invited to lunch.
For the roast Dennis had no yearn,
So Mr. Wilson all did munch,
But began feeling some heartburn.

Mr. Wilson's heartburn caused by
Eating too fast the little guy.