Opposites Attract Poem by Jeremy Willson

I like you, and you like me?
I listen to BvB, You listen to Adam Levine
I like CD's, headphones, and walkmans
You still like vinyl, and listen to airwaves
I'm not like you
Yeah I'm not like you
You like Herodotus, me? Montesquieu
Sometimes I think it's all just an act
Cause it's much to simple a fact that
(In girl voice "That? ") you like the Realism, I like Abstract
I guess it's true, opposites attract
Yeah they must attract, now that's a fact?
You're the neat one, I'm sloppy and messy
But you think I'm indispensable? Pff more like un-necessary!
Who thinks your smart? All of the teachers, who thinks I'm dumb? Every-one
I like the stars in the sky you like the clouds and the sun
You like the lectures and classrooms, I like the fun
You like the romance, I like the frills and the thrills
Who needs the knowledge, when you got the skills?
Why must we be so different, you and I?
"Cause opposites attract just FYI"
Your wearing jeans and a long sleeve, I'm wearing nothin' but shorts
You are so stable, and I'm such a psycho of sorts
"Who's got the answers? " That would be her, "Who's got the good stuff? " yeah that's more like me
Why be a negative when you can be someone's positive?
Who said opposites attract?
Not me, oh hell no not me!
Love's not from the commonness but from the heart?
Yeah right, guess it wasn't meant to be from the start
So forget you Paula Abdul, you didn't know what you were talkin' about!
"But opposites Attract, can‘t you see? "
Oh no!
Hell no!
Not for you and me!