Old Mcdonald Had A Farm (Dark Version) Poem by Milos Jovanka

Old McDonald had a farm
Ey I ee I o
And oh his farm he had some cows
Ey I ee I oh
But they got mad cow
And they started falling down
A dead cow here,
and a dead cow their
Everywhere you look
There was no more moos
So old McDonald had a farm
Ey I ee I oh
And on his cow he had some chickens
Ey I ee I oh
But they got bird flu
And they dropped with a boo
And dead chicken here
And a dead chicken there
Everywhere you looked
Death had plucked their last clucks
So McDonald had some pigs
Ey I EE I oh
But they got swine flu
And their bodies turned blue
A dead pig here
And a dead pig there
Everywhere you looked
All the oinks went kaput
Old Macdonald had some Horses
Ei I EE I oh
But they got west Nile
And there bodies began to pile
A dead horse here
And a dead horse there
Everywhere you looked
There was a horse good as glue
Old McDonald had no animals
Ei EE I oh
And all he had was a lot of debt
Ei EE I oh
With a creditor here
And a creditor there
Everywhere you looked
There was some crook with a book
So Old McDonald tried his bank
Ei I EE I OH
But the bank man said
Your gonna pay us back our loan
Or were gonna come in and break your toes.
And your ass is good as grass
That were gonna come and mow
Old McDonald Got depressed
Ei EE I Oh
He got so plastered
His wife bought a caster
Then she left him for a butcher
By the name of Bob
And took the children with her
And left him the family plot
Old McDonald had a breakdown
Ei EE I Oh
So he loaded up a shotgun
With a bullet tipped with gin
Said his final words
Saying "see you all in hell"
Put the barrel in his mouth
And felt the trigger rush
And he realized all of life
Was just a cosmic punchline
Old McDonald pulled the trigger
EI I EE I -
BANG!