Oh, How I Love The Internet Poem by jeanne harmon

Oh, this is taking way too long
I think the sign that says it’s done is wrong
The refresh button isn’t working
And I think that the hammer in the garage may work
The hour glass keeps turning
The sand is falling and nothing seems to work
Oh, how can it be
That I started a 2 and now it’s a quarter past 3?
The screen just froze
And as time goes by my frustration grows
It says it’s not responding
And apparently I just I’m the 100th person and I’m a winner
I feel like throwing this thing blender
But oh wait my neighbor’s electricity just went-