O.J.'s Got A Gun Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun.

For all the O.J. Hates out there. Enjoy this read. It's the last and only laugh you will ever again get at the expense of an innocent man.

Oh no now O.J. what have you done?
Oh no now O.J. what have you done?
Oh no now O.J. what have you done?
Oh no now that's the sound...the sound
It's the sound of those prison bars slamming shut
Never to open again

Run run run
Run run run
Run run run
Run run run

O.J.'s got a gun
O.J.'s got a gun
Now all his lies have come undone
From listening to all those 6 o' clock news headlines

What's his lawyer gonna do?
What's the media gonna put The Juice through?

They say when O.J. was holdin' 'em up
He claimed he did't know that his thugs had brought along guns
But man everybody knew that was just another lie
Now The Juice could have a sentence of life coming
Now that O.J.'s got a gun
Hollywood ain't never gonna be the same

O.J.'s got a gun
O.J.'s got a gun
His prison terms just begun are just begun
Now what's left of his life is gonna be ruined
Tell the press it's untrue
Who the hell does he think he's foolin'?

He' s crying lil bitty crocdile tears
Just like a crybaby trick
The man's got to be insane
They say O.J. should be put in a gas chamber
Guilty never innocent they curse and scream
Protesting the laws that let a double murderer walk free
This time please someone's got to stop this man

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run
Gonna get what you deserve
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run this time Mr. Simpson
The most hated man in America....wooh

O.J.'s got a gun
O.J.'s got a gun
His prison terms just begun
Now nobody will ever believe him again
What the hell did O.J. do?
Just one more reason
Even his family is turning their backs to say
O.J., oh O.J. screw it
We don't want no more to do with you

O.J.'s got to take it easy
Cool down that temper
And quit killing and threatening people he don't like
O.J. says 'Cause now nobody believed me'
Damn
Now that The Juice is gonna be put away
Prison life ain't never gonna be the same again

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run
Gonna get what you deserve
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to run this time Mr. Simpson
The most hated man in America....wooh

O.J.'s got a gun
O.J.'s got a gun
His prison terms just begun are just begun
Now what's left of his life is gonna be ruined
Tell the press it's untrue
Who the hell does he think he's foolin'?


(2007)