Nyew Bloo Dzeens Poem by PEF (PEF)

Nyew Bloo Dzeens
Got to pass the Munster test
Nyew Bloo Dzeen
are more inspiring than the rest

Nyew bloo dzeen
really got me into the
dirty job
Romantic gardening, sorting out the push-bike
and more things alike

And in the end when
My wife comes back from work
She asks:
Are those your expensive
brandnyew bloo dzeens
we bought last Saturday?
And I will answer:
It aren't.
(Knowing it is all a bad joke)