Treasure Island

Phil Soar

(28.06.1952)

NotVery PC


He said he'd ‘cleanse' my data,
As he fingered with my keys,
He wasn't quick, with his memory stick,
As my hard drive made a wheeze,

He added lots of gigabytes,
And a small Intel processor,
He sprayed some lubrication on,
Like an oily PC Professor

He said "you're up and running now"
And left me feeling good,
Yet when I logged back in again,
It failed: I knew it would.

So I smashed the keys and broke it,
And went and had a wank,
And I felt quite happy after that,
So I have got that bloke to thank! !

Submitted: Friday, July 25, 2014

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