No Deal 1973 Poem by Terry Collett

Miss Pinkie
wore the most
hideous

kimono
I had seen
and I'd seen

quite a few
and she stood
by the door

and said
how about
you and I

stripping off
have a bath
together

then dry each
other off
have some booze

put some cool
jazz music
then get down

to some sex?
So we did
although the

bath was small
and tight for
us both there

(she being
a bit plump)
but we soaped

and rinsed off
and dried down
put on jazz

and drank booze
got ready
for some sex

but the dame
went to bed
for a snooze.