..National Identity Crisis Poem by NikMorgan ...

Am I English or British
It’s really hard to tell
Sports-wise I’m Brit-ish
If the provincial guy is doing well

Is it rule Britannia
Or god save the Queen
My anthems are all muddled
I need inspiration from the TV screen

When it comes to football
I’m as English as can be
White with a trio of lions
Is the only shirt for me

Is it red and white
Or is it red white and blue
Its time to put the flag out
And I don’t know what to do

I asked our United Kingdom cousins
They said I was having a laugh
So proud of their identity are they
They never feel like half an half