My Sizzling Selfies Poem by John Sensele

Sir, I haven't over-dramatized my beauty
Every hour or so a selfie on Facebook I post
A compulsive obsession that grew into my duty
Selfies with passages of time tasted like tutti-frutti
That smelled great, sounded gorgeous, I could boast
Sir, I haven't over-dramatized my beauty
Don't blame me because in truth I'm such a cutie
Whether you like it or not but of me you can't make a toast
A compulsive obsession that grew into my duty
You can't tire of me whether I pop up to you on FB or in Djibouti
Your brain my selfie at any moment can roast
Sir, I haven't over-dramatized my beauty
It isn't my fault if to you I sound snooty
The selfie you despise, lots of buck is the cost
A compulsive obsession that grew into my duty
Sorry, sir, selfies aren't heavy duty
But, sir, if you can't stand my selfie, I beg you get lost
Sir, I haven't over-dramatized my beauty
A compulsive obsession that grew into my duty.