Mutual Affection Poem by John Wathen

Oh I love you Mr. Cameron,
the feelings mutual Mr Clegg
You got me into power,
I did'nt need to beg.
I just gave a few concessions
on your Liberal policies,
and together we can bring the Country to its knees.
we got rid of Gordon Brown,
that dour and canny Scot.
and when we make a mess of things, we can blame him for the lot.

Oh we are so clever Mr Cameron
Well Nick thats now strictly true
but even Boris Johnson
is a smarter man than you,
You thought you were a leader,
you promised to deliver
the only thing that you did,
was sell your principles down the river.