Mr & Mrs Ray Part 1 And 2 Poem by Lee Fones

mr Gray and mrs Gray
had a falling out
nobody really knows
what's its all about
apparently malicious gossip
has started to sprout
that mr Gray and mrs Gray
fell out over sauerkraut
arguing from dusk till dawn
watching dvds on how to bout
mrs Gray put the kettle on
poured it from its spout
now mr Gray's not happy
for he has just found out
mrs Gray has had affair
and babies just popped out
two months have now surpassed
they were on there way
off too Jeremy Kyle
to hear what he say
introducing mr Gray
the audience did sway
introducing mrs Gray
they were at it all the day
argument after argument
Jeremy kept saying hey
audience couldn't take it
Jeremys hair was getting grey
so there we have it
now heres the dna
yes you are the father
dilema for the grays