Million Dollar Candy Bar Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Alexander D. Smith how dumb are you?
A million dollar bill, the US Mint hasn’t any.
You could have ten one hundred thousand bills
And be in as much trouble as you are now,
But at least you did what’s credible,
Not probable but possible,
Some say you had been daringly dumb,
I put you as just DUMB,
You have reached the age of 31,
I don’t how you did such feat,
You be better off passing Confederate Dollars,
They’d be authentic to say at least.
A million dollar candy bar is worth more than your fake,
You will be spending time in your cell for the forgery you had done,
Bad checks, counterfeit bills, you at least got your 15 minutes of fame,
By the time what you did gets told by someone.

(11-18-2007)