Matrimony Poem by soren Barrett

Get that over there my wife said to me
But what was what and where was where? What could it be?
She looked at me with a glare, if you'd watched then you would see.
But I was around the corner on the stair and this all seems so petty
She said that obviously I didn't care and to that she said I must agree
Even though I didn't think it fair, it was her final decree
To argue would only me impair so I couldn't disagree
Now if this house you wish to share my wishes you'd better foresee
So now in total despair I ran and handed her the car key
Not that! I told you it was on the chair she screamed like a banshee
I only wished to tear my hair and far away to flee
Laughing she said I hope that you I didn't scare, one thing you're not is gutsy