Little Greta Goes To School Poem by doug bentley

little greta climate queen
ain't no leonardo dicaprio.

she sails scripted across stormy sea
in a tiny stone age dinghy. come back
canoer princess when you've got a fleet
of solar wind powered Princess Cruisers.
(simply solicit dicaprio to pay.)

'til then elitist activist
either finish acting school
or spend next climate day
in science class.

snowflakes!
you stupid little snowflakes!
you Michael Mann-made Global Warming morons!

snowflakes!
you're in full throated melt down!
you idiots have brains like birdshells!