Lima Beans Poem by Philo Yan

There once was a girl called Honey
Her name rhymes with funny
She is a sweet lass,
but passes off gas
when she eats Lima beans and plenty!

Oh sugary sweet lass Honey
As pretty and cute as a bunny
Best not to come here
Or your nose will pay dearly
coz she does smell awfully funny

Here take this gift of money
Go clean your smelly hiney Honey!
Lima beans are bad, you hear
Oh dear, my dear
you've had way too many!