Leftovers From Travelodges Poem by Sheena Blackhall

A 60 year old lucky penny
A doctor's diagnostic bag
A set of gold teeth
A three foot long wedding bouquet of wild flowers
A crate of vintage whisky
A diamond encrusted Rolex watch
Giant angel wings
A father of the bride speech
A Versace ballgown
An antique jewellery box
A four foot Aberdeen Angus cuddly toy
A Swarovski encrusted 4 ft red deer statue
Keys to an Aston Martin
Deeds to land and a title
A Scottish terrier named Braveheart
A barrister's cloak and wig
A 6t stuffed polar bear
A degree in history
A tartan sari encrusted with Swarovski crystals
A life size cardboard cut out of Sean Connery
£5,000 of camera equipment
An irn bru wedding cake
A magician's top hat and a white bunny rabbit called Thumper