Left Handed Compliments Don'T Hurt Me- Rev. Clean Version Poem by Ted Sheridan

Most days the same kiss a^s people grace my door but.....
today someone actually called me “a pugnacious b^stard” and I believe he meant it as a compliment since he stopped short and didn’t add that I am also “belligerent”or that he finds me to sometimes be “contentious” in my responses when engaging pseudo intellectuals in conversation about one's writing skills, as I have a very shallow tolerance towards any antagonists unless they are between twenty five to fifty years of age or five foot four to six foot tall and beautifully female, as to those types I pay all due diligence when engaged in anything, for it is true I love all women but one and that bi^ch knows who she is……

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