Lancelot Du Lac Poem by Alex Barber

My ex-girl has a thing
For Lancelot du Lac
She'd always read this boring stuff
She wasn't fun
Stiff old bat
Probably would like a dead man
like that thing.

She'd probably get off
Playing that video game
tynon - what a boring game.

I like Diablo.
Tynon is played.
Nobody plays that game anymore.

I could go on for hours
About how boring she was.
Run around with some cartoon.
Go ahead - I won't care.
Lancelot du Lac died a long time ago.