It's Shakespeare [sheikspeare] Not Sexpeare! Poem by Md. Ziaul Haque

I hate it most and can't tolerate the least,
When people intentionally and by chance mispronounce,
The name of the greatest dramatist,
They don't even deserve forgiveness equal to an ounce.

The ‘Bard of Avon' would possibly slap that very person,
Once he heard his name pronounced as Sexpeare,
Thus, none should ever worsen,
His own position by abusing the name of the wonderful star.

Shakespeare's spear was his gracious pen,
A genius, none could surpass earlier, none ever can!


-I find it rather annoying when some people mispronounce the Bard's name.