You can't screw up porridge
Unless you lump it,
Like speed bumps on the palette
You shouldn't trifle with food
Strangle its natural flavour
Mangle its basic savour
Fie on your French patisseries
Your continental fripperies
Give me a ploughman's lunch
Crunch on a hunk of bread
A chunk of cheese
A simple glass of unpolluted water
A slice of ungarnished ham
Fit food for a healthy platter
Haute cusine's for the wealthy
Who like to splurge their cash
On canapes and culinary pretences
And other abominations on the senses
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