CHORUS:
IF I HAD PAUL NEWMAN'S FACE
AND ROBERT REDFORD HAIR
OH! WHAT A THRILL IT WOULD BE
I COULD CRUISE ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE WORLD AND NOT WORRY
OF THEM BREAKING UP WITH ME
VERSES:
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
AND WHEN EVE BIT THE APPLE
AND ADAM'S RIB WENT AND DISAPPEARED
NOW MEN ARE ON THE LOOK-OUT
FOR THAT SUPERIOR MISSING LINK
CRYING ALL THE WHILE IN OUR BEER
NOW I AIN'T GOT NO WIFE
NO DOG OR A CAT
I ONCE HAD A MOUSE BUT IT DIED
(TO BE CONTINUED)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
NOW I AIN'T GOT NO WIFE NO DOG OR A CAT I ONCE HAD A MOUSE BUT IT DIED do u know why no COZ U R SHOuTING ALL THE WHILE WHiCH GALS CAN ON U PILE this is no lie be polite just try read my poems and MOMS SMILES good luck will rain I ASSURE YOU